PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Year 2016 was Crackers-updated

 
Why were Jeremy Corbyn’s cards on the floor ? -His Cabinet collapsed.
 
Why didn’t Roy Hodgson go to visit Santa at the North Pole ?-
He couldn’t get past Iceland.
 
How will Christmas Dinner be different after Brexit ? -No Brussels
 
What Lies in a pram and wobbles ? – A Jelly Baby
 
What’s bad tempered and goes with Custard ? –Apple Grumble
 
How do monkeys make toast ? – Put some bread under the gorilla
 
What kind of scandals do frogs wear ? – Open toad
 
What’s Yellow with black spots ?- Shark infested custard
 
How many Beans make 5 ?- 2 beans and a bean, a bean and a half and half a bean
 
Which Animal needs oil? – Mice, because they Squeak
 
Why did the Tomato Blush ? Because it saw the salad dressing
 
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers ? In case he got a hole in one
 
What do you call a man with spade on his head ? Doug
 
What do Ghosts eat ? Goulash
 
 
 

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