Why were Jeremy Corbyn’s cards on the floor ? -His Cabinet collapsed.
Why didn’t Roy Hodgson go to visit Santa at the North Pole ?-
He couldn’t get past Iceland.
How will Christmas Dinner be different after Brexit ? -No Brussels
What Lies in a pram and wobbles ? – A Jelly Baby
What’s bad tempered and goes with Custard ? –Apple Grumble
How do monkeys make toast ? – Put some bread under the gorilla
What kind of scandals do frogs wear ? – Open toad
What’s Yellow with black spots ?- Shark infested custard
How many Beans make 5 ?- 2 beans and a bean, a bean and a half and half a bean
Which Animal needs oil? – Mice, because they Squeak
Why did the Tomato Blush ? Because it saw the salad dressing
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers ? In case he got a hole in one
What do you call a man with spade on his head ? Doug
What do Ghosts eat ? Goulash