People often ask for a simple explanation of the business world buzzword “Marketing.” Well, here it is:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the
way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich.”
That’s Brand Recognition.
You’re at a party and see a handsome girl. She fancies you, but you talk her into going out with your friend.
That’s a Sales Rep.
Your friend can’t go out with her so she asks you.
That’s Tech Support.
You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome girls in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m very, very rich!”
That’s Junk Mail.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback.