A guy meets a cute girl at a bar and strikes up a conversation.
Many drinks and a long enjoyable evening later, he asks her to come back to his apartment. In no time, they are in the throes of passion, tearing off each others’ clothes. His manhood at full attention, he has just her socks and panties to go before reaching the promised land. When he pulls off her socks he realizes that she is missing all 10 toes.
She explains that she lost them after having been unprotected in freezing weather, they were amputated due to frostbite. This immediately causes him to lose his erection and to have no desire to continue with his love making. No longer the least bit interested in continuing, he apologizes to her and rushes to get her dressed and out of his house.
As she was a real beauty and he couldn’t wait to mount her, the event really bothers him, so he visits his doctor and relates what happened.
Upon finishing his story, the doctor pats him on the shoulder and says, “Nothing to fret about. It just appears that you are lack toes intolerant.”