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The Sunday Service – Un Civil -Visa and Immigration – Servants

I know people like this!

 

My wife sent these comedians her passport

for a UK REMAIN  visa in early November 2015 and after 7 months –

Yes seven months, she is still waiting for the Biometric Card

and her passport to be returned.

 

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

 

She reduced altitude and spotted a “sponsor” below.

 

She descended a bit more and shouted:

 

“‘Excuse me, can you help me?

 

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago

 

but I don’t know where I am”.

 

The man below replied

 

“You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.

 

You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude

 

and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude”.

 

“You must be experienced.” said the balloonist.

 

“I am” replied the man “how did you know?”

 

“Well,” answered the balloonist,

 

“everything you have told me is probably technically correct,

 

but I’ve no idea what to make of your information and the fact is,

 

I’m still lost.

 

Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all.

 

If anything, you’ve delayed my trip with your talk.”

 

The man below responded,

 

“You must be a civil Servant in the Visa and Immigration Dept “

 

. “I am” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

 

“Well,” said the man “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going.

 

You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air.

 

You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep,

 

and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems.

 

The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met,

 

but now, somehow, it’s my fault!!!

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