FIRST TIME SEX
> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and
> have a dinner with her parents.
> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
> that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the
> first time.
> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
> trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist
> it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
> hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d
> like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
> The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be
> rather busy, it being his first time and all.
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets
> his girlfriend at the door.
> “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”
> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
> girl’s parents are seated.
> The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute
> passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
> over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this
> The boy turns, and whispers back,
> ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!’