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Praying for Deliverance

FIRST TIME SEX

> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to   meet, and

> have a dinner with her parents.

>

> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her   boyfriend

> that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the

> first time.

>

> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a

> trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the   pharmacist

> it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an

> hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

> sex.

>

> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many   condoms he’d

> like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

>

> The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he   will be

> rather busy, it being his first time and all.

>

> That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house   and meets

> his girlfriend at the door.

>

> “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come   on in!”

>

> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where   the

> girl’s parents are seated.

> The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A   minute

> passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

>

> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

>

> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the   girlfriend leans

> over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were   this

> religious.’

>

> The boy turns, and whispers back,

>

> ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!’

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