PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Ponderisms

                              PONDERISMS
>                               

(some things to think about, but not too
> seriously)
>                                �
>                                1- I used to eat a lot of natural foods
> until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
>
>                                �
>                                2- There are two kinds of pedestrians . . .
> The quick and the dead.
>
>                                �
>                                3- Life is sexually transmitted.
>
>                                �
>                                4- Healthy is merely the slowest possible
> rate at which one can die.
>
>                                �
>                                5- The only difference between a rut and a
> grave is the depth.
>
>                                �
>                                6- Health nuts are going to feel stupid
> someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
>
>                                �
>                                7- Have you noticed since everyone has a
> cell phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
>
>                                �
>                                8- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing
> again.
>
>                                �
>                                9- All of us could take a lesson from the
> weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
>
>                                �
>                                10- In the 60’s, people took acid to make
> the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it
> normal.
>
>                                �
>                                11- How is it one careless match can start
> a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
>
>                                �
>                                12- Who was the first person to look at a
> cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever
> comes out’? Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . . .
>
>                                �
>                                13- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
> why is there a song about him?
>
>                                �
>                                14- Why does your OB-GYN leave the room
> when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
>
>                                �
>                                16- If corn oil is made from corn, and
> vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
>                                �
>                                17- Do illiterate people get the full
> effect of Alphabet Soup?
>
>                                �
>                                18- Does pushing the elevator button more
> than once make it arrive faster?
>
>                                �
>                                19- Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of
> the bottle?

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