On his way home from work a young man sees an old lady sitting on a park bench,crying her eyes out.
Stopping in concern he asks her what is wrong.
“I have a fit young husbandwho makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes with blueberries, sausages,bacon,fried eggs, mushrooms, fresh fruit ands freshly ground coffee.
“Well, why on earth are you cryingthen ?”
“Every day he makes me delicious lunch of lamb chops and new potatoes, followed by chocolate cake, then we watch a film together and make love for the rest of the day “
“Well,then why are you crying?”
“For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with a bottle of red wine,and then we make love until two in the morning”
Beginning to lose patience,the young man asks again.
“Why are you crying?”
Shaking uncontrolllably, the old woman sobs,
” I can’t remember where I live!”