A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book!!”
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’? Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor.”
Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret?Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask
Wife: I wish I were a newspaper so I’d be in your hands all day.Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day!
Husband to wife – “Today is a fine day.” Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.” Again next day, he says same thing – “today is a fine day.” Finally after a week, the wife asks her husband – “since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. I am fed up. What’s the matter?”
Husband: “Last week when we had an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day. I was just trying to remind you.”