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Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
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Male or Female

 

 
 
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:
 
 
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
 
 
 
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
 
 
 
TYRES
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
 
 
 
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
 
 
SPONGES
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
 
 
WEB PAGES
Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
 
TRAINS
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
 

EGG TIMERS

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

 
 
HAMMERS
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and areoccasionally handy to have around.
 
 

THE REMOTE CONTROL
Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he justkeeps trying.

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