
And Doesn’t Know Where to Find Them
The Radical
22nd July 2018
Leave them alone and they will come to her home
But not with their tails behind them
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Little Jack Horner (Hunt ) Sat in the Corner
Privatising the National Health
He put in his thumb and pulled out a crumb
And said what a Good boy am I
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Mary Mary ( McVey) Quite Contrary
Where does your big lies grow ?
With Silver bells on it and Cocks and Sales ?
And Pretty farfetched stories all in a row
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Jack and his Gills ( Rees Mogg )
Went up the Somerset Hills to
Far fetched a Pool of Sedge moores
He missed the chance of the Tone
Came home alone
Bringing the Brexit pigs to his door
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Mavis Davis had a good day
Went down to the woods to stay
for a picnic with his teddy bear
But nobody saw the where
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The grand old Duke of Gove
He had lots of ideas and then
Changed his mind what he had told his men
So they packed him off in a drove
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Philip The Ham was half a man
But nobody dared to tell him
This Little Boy Blue
Come blow your horn
The Sheeps in the meadow the cows in the Corn
But where is Phil without his shrill
Under a haystack still !
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