PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Jokes

Jokes- I like Trucking ?

TRUCKER’S BREAKFAST A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and apair of running boards.’

Jokes- Puns for Young ‘uns

Puns for Educated Minds (Part 2)       Velcro – what a rip off!   The fattest knight at King Arthur’s  round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his

Jokes- Bible Lesson

*** A Bible  Lesson   Nine year  old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school.    “Well, Mom,  our teacher told us how God

Jokes-Truck for Sale

Truck for Sale A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, ‘Where did you get that truck?’ He calmly

Jokes – Unacceptable Humour ?

Socially Unacceptable Humor     I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had   the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands

Jokes- Job Descriptions in the Real World

Job Descriptions in the Real World   A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.   A consultant is

Jokes – No offence intended

Now on sale at IKEA – LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove… * * An Israeli has been shot in the head with a

Jokes- Adult Scrabble

Adult Scrabble…Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is most useful when erect.   P N E S I           People

Jokes – The Size of Your Balls Does Matter

INTERESTING OBSERVATION ………… 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is SOCCER. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BASKETBALL. 3 The sport of choice for front-line workers

Jokes- Oral Sex Survey

Oral Sex     5000 MEN WERE SURVEYED AS TO WHY THEY LIKE TO RECEIVE ORAL SEX.   1% LIKED THE WARMTH,   2% LIKED THE SENSATION,   3% LIKED

Jokes -The Meaning of Aplomb

THE MEANING OF APLOMB: Carson His Lordship His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. “May I ask you a question, My Lord?” “Go ahead,

Jokes- Observations

OBSERVATIONS/Some New Ones in Here!!!           By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.         Old age is

Jokes-Our Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore

Jokes – Confucius Says

target=”_blank” rel=”nofollow”>   Confucius Say. OK to let a fool kiss you, But not OK to let a kiss fool you. Confucius Say. Kiss is merely shopping upstairs For real

Jokes – Sipping Vodka

    SIPPING VODKA       Finally, a chain letter that I don’t mind forwarding.               It’s funny (don’t break chain)    

Jokes- A.A.A.D.D.- Know the Symptoms of an OAP

Subject: A.A.A.D.D. DISORDER A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden.

Jokes- Your English lesson for today

Here’s your English lesson for today!     This for a good laugh.            No dictionary has ever been able to satisfactorily define the difference between “complete” and “finished.”

No Joke ? -Job at the FBI

Job at the FBI The FBI had an opening for an assassin … After all the background checks, interviewsand testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a

Jokes- Farmer McCoy

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage

Jokes- Children All at Sea

Children Writing About the Ocean 1) – This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2 ) – Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry,

Jokes-What is a Grandparent ? – Aged 8

WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?    (taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds)   Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own.

Jokes- For Women ?

Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after take-off, the blonde man called a stewardess to his

Jokes- A Very Unlikely One

An elderly very hand-sum Italian man named Vince, who lived on the outskirts of Rome, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel

Jokes- World Leaders ?

  AS SEEN BY THE REST OF THE WORLD….       Everyone in Europe gets these funnies, but not in the US.   I’m sure if published in a

Jokes – Hindsight ?

We don’t make this stuff up in New Zealand   A recent article in the Wellington, New Zealand newspaper The Dominion Post, reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, has sued

Jokes – Hello Sailor

Norman & the prostitute       Norman, an old retired sailor, Puts on his old uniform And heads for the docks once more, For old times sake and some hot

Jokes- Who needs Parents anyway ?

  1.      My Parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside…I just  finished cleaning.”   2.  My Parents taught me RELIGION.  “You better

Jokes- Girls -Don’t Mess with Old Men ?

Old men can still think fast. TRESPASSERS……….  An elderly man in the Atherton Tablelands had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.

Jokes- Signs of Life ?

TRUTH AND WISDOM IS EXPRESSED IN THESE SIGNS, BE SURE TO READ THE SMALL PRINT!! “ If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life,

Jokes- The Agony of it all

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS   AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING LETTERS:   Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is

BMW Grammar Mistake – Sour Krauts ?

Grammar Obsessed Teen Takes On BMW 2 days 17 hours ago, Broken News Daily Earlier this year 15-year-old British schoolboy Albert Gifford was in the news when he forced the

Jokes -A Birthday Surprise

“You never surprise me“ a woman moaned one day to her long-suffering husband.    “Buy me a surprise for my birthday. Something that can accelerate from 0 to 180 in

Jokes – Student Answers

Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?* his last battle   Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?* at the bottom of the page   Q3.. River Ravi flows

Jokes – It’s a Miracle

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPERFresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to myhusband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristicallytelling me it’s not

No Joke – The Wrong End

  *** The End III   A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.   The doctor says, “You know, you should have come to see me sooner.  Unfortunately you

No Joke – The Other End

*** The End II   As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the parlour the family discusses funeral arrangements.   Son Gary says, “We’ll make a

No Joke – The End

*** The End I   An elderly man lay dying in his bed.  While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip

Jokes-Travel Agent Tales

*** Travel Agent Tales   The following are [allegedly] actual stories provided by travel agents:   I had someone ask for an aisle seat on the plane so that their