Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?


A Proper Charlie

> Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t> seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15> minutes late. But he was a good

Little Boots

The Winter Boots Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?

Some Woman

Rugged Outdoor Woman         During   her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical   activity level.The woman said she spent 3 days a week,

You Must Be Joking

Some of these are silly, some are cute, some will bring a smile and a few will make you roll your eyes……… You can’t read this and stay in a


The teacher asked the 8 year old  students in her class to use the word “fascinate” in a  sentence. This one girl puts up her hand and says, “We went

A Prickly Rose

  Men can’t win…..        Climbing Rose ·      Oh what a tangled language English is and how easy it is to misconstrue……  A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first

A Reminder

Subject: FW: FW: All Right, knock it off! …Who Sent This To Me??…                     ALL RIGHT, KNOCK IT OFF! …WHO SENT

Walk the Line

***  Stopped   A policeman  pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells  the guy to blow into a Breathalyser.   “I

50 Shades of Any Colour

The novel “Fifty Shades Of Grey” has seduced women – and baffled blokes.    Now , Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men.    The book’s author

Golf Love

An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Martha, soon we will be married 50

A Quickie ?

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit, came to


 Daily Smile – Golf   *** Wicked  Slice   Harry  teed up, addressed his ball and took a magnificent swing, but something went  wrong and he hit a wicked slice.

A Christmas Cracker

First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must


A small boy named Hameed lived in a village in Morocco. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him

Canadian Dry

 YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN PEOPLE IN PRAIRIE CANADA  GET BORED                                      

Know Your Onions

Onions and Christmas trees  A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how  many kinds of boobs are  there? The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there  are three kinds

Just Wailing

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long

Aussies Everywhere

New South Wales A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120kph, enjoying the power of

Senior Moments 8

Please pay attention to the  last one.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

Senior Moment 7

How to be cruel to old   guys: Eye Chart                                        

Bottom of the Beer Barrel

Sometimes, after playing golf, I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and

Politically Correct ?

A politically correct Bar joke   As     it’s no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racialor ethnic minority, try this     one:An Englishman, a Scotsman, an     Irishman, a


Lexophilia “Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write

Old Dogs

An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

A Farter to Starter ?

 The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart     A  cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the       three of them…   The

Al Gebra – Still looking for U no Y

A high school teacher was arrested today at Sydney’s Kingsford-SmithInternational airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possessionof a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and

The Golf Sting


The Pip Squeak

The Squeezer The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing £100 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until

The Alpha Pet Wife

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife ….. A, B,

Nasty Nessie ?

Nessie a fake?? Spoilsport conservationists say Loch Ness Monster just a log all along Published time: November 22, 2014 15:32  Tags Animals, History, Thrills&Spills, UK In a world teaming with


‘Hedonistic & risky’: 11% of British men have paid for sex – report                                                      Published time: November 18, 2014 15:54                                                                                                                                         Reuters / Toby

CEO Know All

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO   noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers   and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He

Toes the Line

A  guy meets a cute girl at a bar and strikes up a conversation.  Many  drinks and a long enjoyable evening later, he asks her to come back to his 

Quickness of the hand …..

Over the years I have seen many card tricks, but this one rates as one of the best. Watch as Australian magician James Galea pulls off one of the most

A Massage ?

Subject: SCREAMS OF PASSION An Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishman were talkingabout screamsof passion.   The Italian said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with

Know Your Welsh ?

Tesco’s so desperate for custom it’s started offering free erections! (not satire – it’s Tesco!) A Tesco store in Wales has started offering ‘free erections” (codiad am ddim) to its Welsh

Young Girls

: Fw: Sarcasm at its best! A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter,

Afternoon Sex

Afternoon Sex   Love what kids come up with…they know so much they are not given credit for. The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie “ with

Medical Words Explained

Can you explain these medical words please? : Medical Term   Irish Definition Artery – The study of paintings Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria Barium – What doctors do


I once knew a dental nurse who loved giving blow jobs and smoking weed. She was known as oral high Jean. xxxxxxxxxx Just had a parcel from Holland, when I

Kinky Sex

A young couple were making passionate love in the guy’s van (you know, shagcarpets, big double mattress in the back … all that) when suddenly thegirl, being a bit on