PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Jokes

Confusion ?

     Confucius Say…. Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,     For merchandise downstairs.    Confucius Say.   Better to lose a lover     Than love a loser.    Confucius Say.

For Better and For Worse ?

Subject: Marriage   (c’mon, even you women have to admit this is pretty funny)   ​   A guy sits down at the   bar and orders drink after drink.   “Is everything

Eye Eye

Subject: One Eyed Redhead                            A man was  dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a  gorgeous                          redhead sitting  at the next table. He had been

Vet on the Job

  A dog lover, whose dog was a female and “in heat’, agreed to look after her neighbor’s male dog while they were away on vacation. She believed that she

Disposable People

  MY LIVING WILL  Last night, my husband and I were sitting in the living  room and I said to him, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine

The Water Line

The swim An elderly man       in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several       years.        He had a large       pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so

The Turn Off

National Orgasm Day .       He turns to               his wife in bed and whispers “Did you know it’s National Orgasm               Day?”       “Oh, what a               pity,”

A Wife with White Walled Tyres

  A husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing.     Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

A Catholic One Point Plug ?

Getting a Hairdryer   Through Customs An attractive young   woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, ‘Father, may I ask   a favour?’ ‘Of course child.    What may

Fare Way

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi  heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and  gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his  attention.

A Dog’s Dinner ?

Be   Sure To Watch The Dog’s Expression When The Plate is Removed                    ……                   http://www.youtube.com/embed/ub1Dc3NHZ3s?autoplay=1&cc_load_policy=1

Have You Heard?

*** Herding Sheep A farmer asks his border collie to count his sheep. The dog runs into the field and after a short while returns to the farmer. The farmer

A Load of Bull ?

THEOLOGICAL  QUESTION                           Three  people were able to walk on water…                          There was Jesus…                     

Ed, the SNP could be good for the Economy

                     A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky  new  restaurant.                “Did you smell that food?” she asked.                “It’s  smell absolutely  incredible!”                Being a ‘kind-hearted Scotsman’, he  thought,               “What

Judge That !

Subject: Lawyers – And, if you think lawyers don’t have heart, read the best lawyer story of all time… bar none.   The Salvation Army realized that it had never

A POLITICIANSTORY ?

Subject: personal.  LOVE THIS REDHEAD The Prime Minister was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

Press Button B

Senior Computer Skills Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one… Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the

Take Off ?

Pre-Flight  Announcement   She is  a very fast talker, so pay attention to the script on left of  screen….                               Click  the link below:   Pre-Flight  Announcemen  

That Was The Year That Was

2015 from a different perspective           WELCOME to 2015:    • Our Phones – Wireless • Cooking – Fireless • Cars – Keyless • Food –

Woods and Wonders at Golf

   Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar… After quite a few drinks Tiger turns to Stevie and says, “How’s the singing career going?” Stevie replies, “Not too

Three Fifty

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop.  She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a

Smack Smack

That’s How the Fight Started One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When

Words Speak Louder than Actions ?

Beware of older men…. A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.  She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.On her way home, she stops at

A Dinner for Two ?

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands. The waitress,taking another order

Red Skelton

 RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE   1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.She goes on Tuesdays; I go

Childsplay ?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen,a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high

She has more than an Itch ?

The Vet’s Office Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s when they struck up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Labrador and said,

Dont always come first

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of  Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he  announces to his wife the purchase he

Commit his Body to The Deep ?

At Sea   Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised  their Uncle, who had vacationed for many years in Jamaica, to bury him at sea  when he died.  

Back Seat Writer

A  guy was driving down a motorway in England with his blonde girlfriend and she  piped up,“I  think those people in the car next to us are fromWales”. “Why  do

Sayings

   As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written An impressive new book. It’s called … ‘Ministers Do More Than Lay

Jiga Saw

Moving  Puzzle…   If you can put this puzzle together, you can say goodbye to Alzheimer’s!   This is really clever and a bit challenging. As more people are concerned with       Alzheimer’s disease, this

Dementia Quiz

                                                               THIS MAY BE A “little” DIFFICULT FOR ALL WHO ARE OVER 40 …THOSE YOUNGER THAN THIS WILL HAVE NO HOPE

A Golf Shot

Obscure Golf Quotes:   I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. ~ George Brett Actually, the only time I

DIVORCE

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce. He asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in

Mountain Due ?

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

Pilloried

Today’s hole in  one               I’m  reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help who wishes to remain anonymous.                              His wife told him to go out and get some

Just Peddling

 Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.   He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.   The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”

I’m Fine

  Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible

4 XL

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on to their belt or purse. I can’t afford one. So I’m

The Realist

      The old bloke always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would