PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Jokes

Funnies ?

*** A Serious Condition A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone

The Aye’s Have It, The Eyes Have It

    A man was dining  Alone in a fancy  Restaurant and  There was a Gorgeous redhead  Sitting at the next  Table. He had been  Checking Her out since he

Cameron Cornered

 The Banker     David Cameron  walks into a  Bailed Out Bank to cash a cheque.   As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning, could you please cash

Cameron’s New EU Agreement?

ENGLISH TO BE THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE       The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than

Very Grave Humour

A tourist  in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he  hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching  for  the  source.    

Timing is Everything

                “TIMING IS EVERYTHING” …IS IT EVER                                

Why Teachers retire early or turn to drink

  The following questions were in a (UK) GED (grade 12 equivalent) examination–(These are genuine answers).   Q.  What is a turbine? A.  Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. 

Four Funnies ?

I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.   Everyone has

Dead & Gone ?

Strange Headstones From Old Cemeteries   Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York : Born 1903–Died 1942. Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the Car was on the

United Nations

SHIPWRECKED! On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are shipwrecked:- 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1

Forever Young ?

ABOUT GROWING OLDER…   First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.   Second ~ The older we get,

Italian Sauce

Subject: Silly Spaghetti For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.   Not wanting to

Filler Stockings For Christmas

Groaners   How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.   Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!   A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.   I

Chinese Wise Move

A PROFOUND OBSERVATION   Ancient Chinese Wisdom…     The Great Lao-Tzu said: “It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you come to realize

Friday 13th Story

A hotel guest calls the Front desk and the clerk answers,   “May I help you, sir?” The man says,   “Yes, I’m in room 858.   You need to

The Po Lice Man

Scotland Yard is seeking ways of marketing its name as one of the worlds famous brands.   They include a 12″ -tall toy model of a Metropolitan Policeman with accessories.

A Hearing Failure

The Agony of Aging   On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended. I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his private parts with black

What Starts With “f”?

  A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having troublewith one of her more precocious students.The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what exactly is your problem?’Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st

High & Flying Passengers

Food aboard an Irish Airline Airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant for the Aer Lingus cabin crew nervously made the following

Bullicide ?

There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making Council worker  steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one

Just a Snip

“I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant   but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.”

Mother said..

I always offer two dinner choices   ————————————————–   1. Take it or 2 Leave it

Another Food Fad ?

I’m on a Nut Free Diet     ……………………………..       I avoid people who drive me nuts

Good Advice 4

Instead of the Sign that says “Do Not Disturb”…………………………     I need one that says “Already Disturbed, Proceed With Caution”

Good Advice 3

Be Nice to Nurses……………………………………………………………..       ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………         They keep Doctors from Killing You

Good Advice 2

When I get a Headache, I take two Aspirin……………………………………………………   And -keep away from children . Just Like it says on the bottle

Good Advice ?

I try to avoid things that make me fat……………………….       Like………………… Scales, Mirrors & Photographs

You in Your Small Corner ?

Work Wisdom   Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.     The Salary Axiom: The

Married Life ?

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book!!”     A

Bitch ?

Prince Charles is driving around his mother’s Scottish estate when he > accidentally runs over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp.   >  > He gets

Who would be a Parent ?

                                   Why Parents Drink     A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he

Politically Incorrect ?

A Metropolitan Police officer is seeking to join the Armed Section of the Force.   The Sergeant doing the interview says,   “Your qualifications look good, but there is an

One for the Road ?

Thinking outside the box   Today’s Featured Humor : -)   –   – A Strange Ethical Dilemma – What Would You Do? You are driving along in your car on a

Comedians & Crabs

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant   A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take

Q&A’s

SMART ARSE ANSWER 6 It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.

Sex Quotes

Great Quotes   “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500.” Lynn Lavner   “Sex at age

Aussie Test Cricket

*WHAT do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an OXO > > cube?*> > > > *A laughing stock.*————————————————————————–> > > > *The Australian bobsleigh team

Tall Stories

A young boy enters a  barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer “This is the dumbest kid in  the world. Watch while I prove it to you”. The

Is D for Dunce or Donkey ?

Subject:           GENESIS OF BUREAUCRACY     Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.   He called the royal weather forecaster and enquired  as to the

Education is a Learning Experience ?

Subject : ENGLISH LESSON!   Here’s an English lesson for the day!   “Complete” or “Finished”?   No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between “complete” and

Woman Divorced

  Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,