Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?


No Keys ?

Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving


Politics is derived from the word Poly meaning  Many  and the word  Ticks meaning Blood Sucking Parasites

Trumped –

Subject: Fw: Daily Smile – Kittens        Little Kittens       A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home.

Daily Smile – The Test

      THE SITUATION:   You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is

Bog Standard Made Up Council Humour ?

? Extracts from letters written by tenants: Hmmm 1. It’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it

Corbyn’s Conundrum

 Going to Town     An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town.  The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.    As

Going for Gold

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I

Three Cheers for the Egg & Spoon Race

Sharing some “little” known knowledge mixed with Greek history.   2500 years ago, a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-offa’-me) was attending a great athletic festival in


All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.       Example, the trade name is:- Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.      Amoxil

Morals Maketh Man

    The Pastor’s Ass     The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won !!    The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey    that he entered it in


An Engineer dies and goes to Hell:   Dissatisfied with the level  of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.

Getting Ahead

Subject: Clever Signs    sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver :  We will heel you  We will save your sole  We will even dye for you.  A sign

Only Ten ?

The Ten Commandments of Marriage       Commandment 1: Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.   Commandment 2: If you want your spouse

The Mystery of the Missing Letter

  Not A Cameron CROSS WORD.    One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the PM  was on the same flight.   

Thoughts on Sunday

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. So I said ‘Implants?’;She hit me.————————————————————————–How come we choose from just two people to run for presidentand over fifty

Anniversary Present

On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary,   the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.     “Oh. it’s not over yet,” says he.   Once

1. Liners

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • Venison for dinner, again? Oh, dear! • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. • I used to

No Pun Sesame

Subject: 20 worst puns ever         Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Thoughts of the Day

Subject: Fwd: HELLO– I HAVE A QUESTION   Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?   If 4 out of 5 peopleSUFFERfrom diarrhoea…does that mean that one out of fiveenjoysit?

Universal Confusion

    Dear Secretary of State for Work and Pension Benefits,     Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an18-year-old daughter. After the wedding,

Wait For It

Subject: Daily Smile – Inspiration My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds … only 15 to go. Ate salad for dinner …mostly croutons & tomatoes … really

Some Relationships work others dont !

Dear Abby, My husband hasn’t worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies.

No Jobs, Hope or Cash

Someone put a lot of thought into this!         10 years ago the  USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and  Johnny Cash.    Now the USA has no Jobs, no Hope  and no

But God Sees Everything

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car.    Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.   After they

Three No Trumps

Whatever would we do without Little Johnny & the smiles/chuckles he gives us! Donald Trump was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a grade four class.   They

Hillarious Hubby

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I don’t know, I never had one.” The Clinton revised judicial oath: “I solemnly swear to tell the truth as

Buns and Puns

  PUNS — groaners actually!   Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine .   A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

A Kiss Before You Leave

A group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge.   1st April 2016

Easter Yolks

*** Opening Joke   Recently a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the guests were many well-known motivational speakers.   One of these speakers boldly approached the

What Has the World Come To ?

 Marketing       People often ask for a simple explanation of the business world buzzword “Marketing.” Well, here it is:   You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

Another Survey – Press Button B ?

 Question      Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.  The only question asked was:-   “Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions

A Sign of the Times ?

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE READ:   We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you.     In a Podiatrist’s office:   “Time

Time to Smile


Male or Female

      You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:     FREEZER BAGS: They

Short on Care ?

  Government Letting you down ?   Assume you are a senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there is no Nursing Home care


 An Infantry Major was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.     While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Major decided to pose

Times Gone By

Summary of Life   GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.2) Forget the health food. You need all the preservatives You can get.3) When

Can You Get Married In Heaven

    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.   The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting

Courtroom Humour

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down