PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Jokes

Jokes- Ageing

Here’s one for all you Golf Geezers……………………… Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.”Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old, “You always feellike you have to

Jokes- Test Your Skills

    Here’s another trick of Doctor Dementia to test your skills … Can you meet this challenge? I’ve seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time

Jokes – I Love You

      The Effect of Four Little Words…. The effect of those FOUR little words … “I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART” A group of women were at a seminar on how to

Jokes – The Miracle

The Miracle Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor. It lands butter-side-up. He looks at what he has done in astonishment, for he knows it’s a law of

Jokes – Complaints Made to Councils

Only in Britain -Complaints to Councils  Extracts from letters written by council tenants: 1. It’s the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done

Jokes – Stress Management

Stress Management!   A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water. Everyone knew she was going

Jokes – More and More

We miss Rodney Dangerfield ……….  Because he said …. My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.  Last night she used me to time an egg.  It’s tough to stay married.  My

Jokes – A Wee Bit

 A Weeeee Bit An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission

Jokes- The Good Word ?

Subject: Fw: So it is written. so it shall be. Two Laws in the Bible were fulfilled on the same day. For those who haven’t heard, Washington State passed two

Jokes – Peaches and Peas

A very cranky old  woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone  a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting 

Joke- Or No Joke ?

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order

Jokes- The Benefits of Being George

The new royal baby, George, has already done three of the things on my bucket list. 1. Became a billionaire2. Met the Queen3. Sucked Kate Middleton’s Boobs

Jokes- Adam and a Lemon ?

A woman went through a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled

Jokes- The Perks of Getting Old

NOT TOO SURE ABOUT NO;9 Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70 or beyond! 1.. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.2. In a hostage

Jokes – Talking Dog

*** Talking Dog   A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout.    “This dog can speak English,” he claims to the unimpressed agent.  

Jokes- Doggie Bag

*** Doggie Bag   Rhonda made a trip to the butcher shop every Friday in preparation for having the family to dinner Sunday.  One Friday  she saw something most peculiar

Jokes-Sod’s Law

   I DIDN’T BELIEVE THESE LAWS AT FIRST, BUT HAVE FOUND THEM TO BE TRUE FROM ACTUAL EXPERIENCE.   1.Law of Mechanical Repair –After your hands become coated with grease,

Jokes- Divorce v Murder

DIVORCE vs. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I’d like to buy some cyanide. 

Jokes- Irish Humour

Subject: Irish Court     The judge says to a double murder defendant, “You’re charged  with  beating your wife to death with a hammer.” A voice at the back of

Jokes – Home Sweet Home

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”   2. My mother

Jokes – Whose Smarter ?

Who’s Smarter?       A guy and his date are parked on a back road some distance from town. They are messing around when the girl stops the boy

Jokes- The Laws of Golf

Subject: FW: The Laws of Golf    (I never make fun of my own haircut………….see Law 15)     LAW 1:No matter how bad your last shot was, you should

Jokes- Your Wife ?

Subject: Fw: You’re  not going to believe         A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told

Jokes- Best Golf One Ever ?

Subject: Best golf joke in a while! A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out

Jokes- A Fairy Tale

Subject:  Who can resist a fairy tale. . .                                                              –   Little Afternoon History –     Once  upon a time there lived a  King. The King had a   beautiful daughter,

Jokes- Halloween ?

Subject: Your first Halloween message A man is walking home alone late one foggy night…  when behind him he hears: Bump…BUMP…BUMP… Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog

Jokes- Rye Bread

Rye Bread A man was walking around a new town, looking for a place to eat, when he spotted a restaurant called “Anything    You Want”. A notice on the

Jokes- The Sheer Nightgown

The Sheer Nightgown….   A husband walks into David Jones to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in

Jokes – Is Less better ?

Pretty well sums it all up… Ain’t it the truth! WELCOME TO THE 21STCENTURY! *Our Phones ~ Wireless *Cooking ~ Fireless *Cars ~ Keyless *Food ~ Fatless *Tires ~ Tubeless *Dress ~ Sleeveless *Youth

Jokes – To Make you Smile

*** Fastest Dad   Three kids argue, whose father is the fastest.   One says, “My father is the fastest, he can overtake an arrow he shot with a bow.”

Jokes- Child Abuse ?

Subject: Fwd: Politically correct thinking and the answer       My son came home from school one day,With a smirk upon his face.He decided he was smart enough, To

Jokes- Auntie Acid

Subject: Auntie Acid    Must be Maxine’s sister!          

Jokes – Telephones

Subject: Fw: PHONE UPDATE . . . .                                                                                               

Jokes -Ambiguity and Idiosyncrasies

Jokes        Subject: Ambiguity and Idiosyncrasies   1. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?   2. ATHEISM IS

Jokes- The Seamstress and her Thimble

The Seamstress and Her Thimbles       One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried

Jokes – Ladies Medical

During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all

Jokes- Another Golfing One

Subject: Fwd: Women Play Hard Golf   One morning three women are golfing on the fourth green when suddenly a guy runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his

Jokes -Seven advantages of Mother’s milk

Subject: Mid-term Exam       Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was: ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’   The question was

Jokes- Confucius Says :

Confucius Says:    Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.     Man who run behind car get exhausted.    Man who run in front of car get tired   Man with one chopstick

Jokes- That’s what friends are for ?

Two very old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their  lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every  day. One day Mike says,

Jokes – Suspicious Wifey

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We’ll be

Jokes- Six in the place for One

The 1st Affair  A married man was having an affair with his secretary.  One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.  Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at

Joke – Nymphomaniac Convention

Nymphomaniac Convention A man boarded an aircraft at London ‘s Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman

Jokes- Animal Girl

Animal Girl A teacher asked her class “What do you want out of life”? A little girl in the back raised her hand and said “All I want out of

Jokes- Americans -How Moving

Subject: Washington DC Airport Ticket Agent: CongressionalTravel Questions    Airport Ticket Agent: Congressional Travel Questions TICKET AGENT  Hi – Here’s something that’s sure to make you laugh if it doesn’t make you

Jokes- Lunch and Crunch

*** Construction Lunch I   An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 75th floor of a    new building. The lunch