Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?


Jokes- I-L-Y

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband.The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?” All

Jokes- For Lateral Thinkers

For those lateral thinkers…   A Quiz….     It’s a logic answer so try and figure it out. Here is a riddle for the true intellectual.  Try to come up

Jokes- Blonde ?

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.   “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”   The redhead took her finger, pushed

Jokes – Cross Words

A businessman is getting on a flight when he hears from another passenger that the Pope is going to be on the flight.   “WOW, great!”, he thinks, being a

Jokes- Mick-No offence intended

  Mick had applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin.    A Pole applied for the same job and since both applicants hadsimilar

Jokes – Women !

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;

Jokes- Poker Faced ?

PLAYING POKER Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed

Jokes – How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly  This is the cleanest E-mail sex joke  I’ve come across in a long while! A woman walked into the kitchen to find

Jokes- Toilets of the World

How well do you know the toilets of the world? Try to guess from the 3 country choices.       http://toys.usvsth3m.com/crapper-mapper/

Jokes- 4 Questions

There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one.1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

Jokes- Why I am Divorced

Why I am Divorced. Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning.  I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant

Jokes – Doctor Dementia Test

Here’s another robo trick of Doctor Dementia to test your skills … Can you meet this challenge? I’ve seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the

Jokes -Three Virgins

Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period.  Mum was a  bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise

Jokes- Under the Bed

    FW: Psych vs B’tender   Psychiatrist vs. Bartender   Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So

Jokes- From Down Under

 JUST  IMAGINE..If you had bought $1,000.00  of Qantas shares one year ago, you  wouldhave $49.00 today! If  you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago, you  would have $33.00 today!

Jokes – Produce Clerk

Subject: Produce clerk      A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole

Jokes- Murder at Tesco

MURDER AT TESCO Tired of constantlyBeing broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his

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Jokes- An English Cricket Crackit

What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?A.  A laughing stock. What’s the height of optimism?A:   English batsman putting on sunscreen. What’s the difference between

Jokes- Smile and say Cheese

Crusty Old Golfer….. A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and Heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging

Jokes- What is Sex Four

SEX AND GOOD  GRAMMAR…..     On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife.  The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man

Jokes- He said -She Said

He Said To Me…. I Said To him He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.

Jokes -Little Larry

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little

Jokes- Offended ?

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper. I woke up this morning with a huge correction. My girlfriend said she

Jokes- For More Mature People

Another good one for “more mature’ people!  From the Australian Association of Retired People Questions and Answers Q:    Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women

Jokes- Friends

I think this proves that Men Make Better Friends …     Friendship among Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that

Jokes- A Quickie

 Bill Clinton and Al Gore recently went to a diner to get a bite to eat. A good looking waitress comes up and asks, “Can I take your order?” Clinton

Jokes- Does everyone go to Heaven

  Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, “I want the men to make two lines.  One line for the men that dominated their women

Jokes- A bag full

*** Cannibals Two cannibals just finished a big meal.  One turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his hand and says, “You know, I just ate my mother-in-law,

Jokes- A Child’s View of Politics

Whether Conservative, Liberal or Labour , I think you’ll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’ Dad says, ‘Well

Jokes- Yer Law Yer ?

Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months.  The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day

Jokes- The Last for 2013 ?

  *** Drowning His Sorrows   The distressed-looking drunk man had downed several drinks in rapid succession before the bartender asked him, “You trying to drown your sorrows, buddy?”  

Jokes- Making a Baby

Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it (Darn) , and it is funny!– The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to

Jokes- Did I Read That Sign Right ?


Jokes – The Test

The Test An Irishman walked into the local pharmacy, reached into his pocket, and took out his quarter size Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.He poured out a teaspoonful and

Jokes – The Seniors

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down

Jokes- Getting Screwed

A traveller knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked

Joke- The Genie is out of his bottle

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent

Jokes- Things You Can Only Say At Christmas

THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS    1: I prefer breasts to legs.  2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.  3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

Jokes – Facts about Hockey

FACTS ABOUT HOCKEY                                                             A little known fact…. The first testicular guard “Cup” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100

Jokes – A Better Class of Pun

A Slightly Better Class of Pun       Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.   Shotgun wedding – a case of wife or death.   A man

Jokes – A Beautiful Climbing Rose

Oh what a tangled language English is and how easy it is to misconstrue; A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a

Jokes- The First for Christmas ?

First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honour of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each

Jokes – Our Father

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one

Joke – Senior Drivers

Senior Drivers No Longer Need Drivers License My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a 1980’s white 4-door sedan that came crashing through his hedge

Jokes – Enjoy

SCOTTISH WEDDING  At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled…  “Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.”  The bartender