PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Jokes

The Opium of the People

A girl brings her boyfriend home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father, a business tycoon, to find out about the young man. He invites the

A Marriage Made in Heaven

On the way to get married a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to

Men Never Listen

men never listen In a Hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’srestroom, but it had always been occupied.A nurse noticed hispredicament.Sir, she said “You may

Definitions

Medical Term   Irish Definition Artery – The study of paintings Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria Barium – What doctors do when patients die Benign – What you be,

Thumbs Up ?

It takes  your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man’s penis is two times the length

Women

Quote of the day:  ‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll

Oh Paula

Husband’s Message (by cellphone):   “Honey, a car has hit me near the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow

Jokes- Dating for Seniors

  Dating for Seniors   These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper. (Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?) FOXY LADY :Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,

Jokes-Sister Mary

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Convent of Silence.   The Priest said, ‘Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome to stay here as long as you like, but

Children Are Quick

Children Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Why are you late?STUDENT: Class started before I got here.____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told

Jokes- Blondes or Collars and Cuffs

  DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around

Jokes – Einstein on Technology

The day that Albert Einstein most feared may have finally arrived.. A day at the beach.     Cheering on your team.     Having dinner out with your friends.

Jokes – Food Warning

Food Warning     If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of  swine flu………….. Ignore it.    It’s just

Jokes- He said to Me

> > He said to me…I don’t know why you wear a> > bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.  I said to> > him…You wear pants don’t you?>

Jokes- No Four play

A man, getting along inyears, finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes tohis doctor who tries a few things, butnothing seems to work Finally,as a last

Jokes- Power Off

We had a power outage today and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround sound music system were all shut down.   Then I discovered that my iPhone battery

Jokes- Old Boys Network

 Business Transactions Moishe (the father) says to his son: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice.”The son says: “I will choose my own bride.”Moishe says: “But the

Jokes-Word Games

    1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.  2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on

Jokes- A Rye ?

age gracefully       Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and

Jokes – Medical Alert

MEDICAL UPDATE  Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion! It is good to know. MEDICAL ALERTAustralian Medical Association researchers have found that patients

Jokes -Violence Solving !

“It’s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.”

Jokes – Fat or Fit Women

A new study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live  longer than do the men who mention it*

Jokes- 5 Riddles

The 5 Riddles     SHARPEN THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALL ALZHEIMER’S FOR YEARS ….     1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose

Jokes- Bumper Stickers ?

  Bumper Stickers I’d Like to See   1. Jesus loves you. . . everyone else thinks you’re an asshole. 2. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings” 3.

Jokes- Welfare or Wot

  A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE DOWNTOWN WELFARE OFFICE, TRAILED BY 15 KIDS. ‘WOW,’ THE SOCIAL WORKEREXCLAIMS, ‘ARE THEY ALL YOURS?’‘YEP, THEY’RE ALL MINE,’ THE FLUSTERED MOMMA SIGHS, HAVING HEARD

Jokes- Sheep Escaping ?

Driving Reaction Time for Older People ~~~~   I know all of you are very good drivers, so here is a fun test to see how good your speed is!

Jokes- Damned Spell Check

Damned spell-check Todd sent a text message to his neighbor. It read, “I am so sorry, Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have toconfess. I have been tapping

Jokes- The Randy Rancher

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was

Jokes- Doctor Doctor

Let me tell you about my doctor. He’s very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He’ll go out and come in again. ~~~~~ He treated one

Jokes- A Pair of Gloves

Daily Smile – Valentine’s Friday   *** A Pair of Gloves   A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s Day. As they had

Jokes- A Shaggy Duck Story

  SHAGGY DUCK   A city slicker went duck hunting down south on a friend’s property, but the first duck he shot fell across the fence line onto the neighbor’s

Jokes- The Pulpit

A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.       The Monsignor replied,

Jokes- Blind Mans Golf

Empathy of a Scotsman!                                                                              A Priest, a Doctor, a rich Businessman and a Scotsman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.The

Joke – Nice Bag

                            click here Nice Purse        No virus found in this message.Checked by AVG – www.avg.comVersion: 2014.0.4259 / Virus Database: 3658/6990 – Release Date: 01/09/14

Joke -Female Medical

—– Subject: Fwd: Female medical                                 During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:-                                  “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.                                 Now let me see

Jokes-Husbands and Wives in Store

Husband Store  A store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description

Jokes- Only Five ?

  *** Faith in the Sandpit   David and Sean, both five years old, were neighbours and friends. David was Jewish and Sean, Catholic and they often spoke of the

Jokes- Boots are made for Walking

Are the Legends True??  A Lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d

Jokes- Snotty Receptionists

SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.  As he approached the receptionist’s

Joke-In a Pickle ?

>Mickey O’Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory.  For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.>> Unable to stand it any longer,

Jokes- An Aussie Lady

An Aussie lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said “Can I help you?” “Yes” she said, “I’d like to report a case of sexual assault”. “Where

Jokes- Funnies ?

     I came out of the chip shop with a meat/potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man, sitting there, said, “I’ve not eaten for

Jokes – Father & Son

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint. Got him

Jokes-Golden Oldies

TO SHARE WITH OLD FOLKS YOU MAY KNOW ……..   A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship And orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As

Jokes -Bar Talk

  : OVERHEARD IN BAR      I couldn’t help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar. One of the guys says to his buddy, “Man