PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Jokes

Jokes- Blown it ?

In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: “I’ve blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i” rather than “I’ve just buggered a 14 year old escort”.  The

Jokes -Pastor’s Teeth

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first SundayAfter he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The secondSunday, he talks

Jokes- No Sex Tonight

No Sex Tonight! I’ve never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars

Jokes- Aisle,Alter,Hymn

The Aisle, the Altar, the Hymn   Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery:   Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are

Jokes – Tomatoes

 Tomatoes   A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor

For those who thought they knew everything

      *****************************************************************************The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. *************************************************************************** No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven

Job Descriptions

 Daily Smile – Job Descriptions   Accountant: Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.   Auditor: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all

Privatising the NHS -Humour

             THE BUDGET CUTS The UK Health Minister “Runt’s”  Decision to Back Door Privatisation of the NHS The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists

Thoughts of Life

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER:    Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted.  Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.  Number 6 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. They can’t

Hot Cross Nuns

Two Scottish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them.   “Hey, show us yerr tits, ya f**in’

Too Rare ?

  *** The Waiter   John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. “Waiter,” he shouted, “Didn’t you hear me say, ‘well done’?”   “I can’t thank you enough,

No Oil Painting

  *** The Painting   One day, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were doing their usual investigative business, when they uncovered an unusual painting.   At first glance, it looked

Chicken Farmer

A WOMAN WALKS INTO AN ACCOUNTANT’S OFFICE AND TELLS HIM THAT SHENEEDS TO FILE HER TAX RETURN   The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a

Mysteries – Mind Exercises -Answers

 ANSWERS:>> 1. It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail but there is> no mail delivery on Sunday.>> 2. He shot his reflection in the bathroom mirror.>>

Mysteries – Mind Exercises

MYSTERIES – Mind exercise               Sharpen your minds and solves these minute cases.     > Mystery one>> A man was found murdered Sunday morning. His wife immediately

The Lemon Squeezer

The Lemon Squeezer At a bar in London the bartender was so sure that he was the strongest man around, that he offered a standing £1000 bet. The bartender would

Caddy Remarks

TEN BEST CADDY REMARKS:       #10    Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”    Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

The Monday Quiz

QUIZ FOR MY VERY BRIGHT FRIENDS There are only nine questions. This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn’t. These

In Laws ?

The doubtful wife ….    There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband.   For example….The wife comes home late at night and quietly opens

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder

   Post Surgery    A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and    his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said,‘You’re beautiful.’ Then

Paratrooper-

*** Paratrooper   A young paratrooper went for his first jump from an airplane.  Afterwards, he called his father to tell him the news.  “We got   in the plane,

Ear Popping

*** Air Force Pilot   During a commercial airline flight an Air Force pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby  

Lottery Question

    : Lottery Question       At breakfast, the husband says to his wife “What would you do if I won the Lottery?” “I’d take my half and

Just Ralphy

LITTLERALPHY ON MATH   A teacher asksher class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one ofthem, how many will be left?’    She calls on

Confessions of a 92 yr old

Confession    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up

Two Whales

Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean.  Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the

A Bottle of Blonk ?

THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next

Irish Text Message

A Great Irish Text Message Paddy texts his wife… “Mary, Im just having one more pint with the lads.If Im not home in 20 minutes, read this message again.

Ops

Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans over and asks, “What are you

Buying Online

PLEASE BEWARE!!!!!!!!!   Be careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. A friend has just spent $ 295 plus HST

Missing

Missing     A distraught husband filed a report on his missing wife:   Husband: I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping yesterday afternoon & still has not come

Jokes – Riddle for Smart People

A RIDDLE FOR SMART PEOPLE   Can you answer all seven of the following questions with the same word?   1. The word has seven letters…. 2. Preceded God… 3. Greater than

Jokes – For Senior Citizens

  Who says senior citizens don’t wear stylish clothes. Gotta love us seniors During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older

Jokes – For Senior Citizens

   Who says senior citizens don’t wear stylish clothes. Gotta love us seniors During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older

Jokes – Timbuktu XXX

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists: A Yale graduate, and a Newfoundlander.     They were given a single word, then allowed two minutes to come up with

Jokes-Happy Easter

Subject: Fw: HAPPY EASTERTo:     HAPPY EASTER  Your first Easter email    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of

Definition of a Dilemma

Definition of Dilemma   A STUDENT ASKED HIS ENGLISH PROFESSOR, “WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A DILEMMA?”   THE PROFESSOR SAID, “WELL, THERE’S NOTHING BETTER THAN AN EXAMPLE TO ILLUSTRATE

Politics is an Art or …

Food for thought, looks like nothing has changed since the Greeks!      E     Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds

A Supercilious Twerp

Mysterious Black Circle Sighted Floating Over David Cameron’s Head 15 Tuesday Apr 2014 Posted by Tom Pride in pettiness Tags Cameron, Church (satire?) Weather experts are baffled by the appearance of

Jokes – Male Fairy Tail

 A MALE FAIRY TALE   Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,  “Will you marry me?” The Princess immediately said, “No!” And the Prince lived happily ever

Jokes-The F Word

Nudist colony   A retired man joins a very exclusive nudist colony….  On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around .    A

Jokes- Moped V Ferrari

An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny

Jokes-Hot & Cold Sex

After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man Jim: “You appear to bein good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask meabout?”   “In

Jokes-Smile please

I was walking down The Mall with a friend yesterday when he turned to me and said, “Seeing all those flags on display makes me so proud of my country.”