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MORT AND SNORT NOT VERY FUNNY SPENDING MASSES OF VIEWERS MONEY FARTING ABOUT THE SCOTTISH ISLANDS  THROWING BACK FOOD  BECAUSE THEY CANT COOK FISH  ONLY GREENS  NO WONDER THEY END 

“TUNGSTEN “a hard steel-grey metal.  It has a very high melting point (3410°C) NO LONGER A SECRET……………… —————————————————————————————- Prince Charles’ ‘secret nickname’ for Meghan Markle let slip future king’s true

LEARN FROM SPERM TO GET THE GERM DON’T  JUST WINE BORIS IS DOING FINE MISS  MATT THE FAT CAT

THE DARING DO’S AND DON’T- EXPLOITS OF THE LOCKDOWN KID IN THIS EPISODE WE DISCOVER THE TRUTH……………….. HOW HIS WIFE RESCUED HIS TINY “TWINKLE” FROM BEING TRAPPED IN HIS TIGHT UNDERPANTS

Still no deal! Michel Barnier says post-Brexit trade deal love in’s with Lord Frost have been ‘paused’ after a week of ‘intense negotiations’ in London Michel Barnier and Lord Frost

THE MASKED HIGHWAYMAN IWITH CLOUDED GLASSES PENSIONERS WHO KNOW HAVE BEEN WEARING MASKS SINCE MARCH 5th 2020

I AM THE KIND ONE- SO WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU ?

UK to review potentially faulty England COVID-19 death data   Andrew MacAskill 2 MIN READ  UK JULY 17, 2020 / 11:31 AM / UPDATED 2 HOURS AGO     LONDON

A GP  IN CHARGE OF THE NATIONAL SICK SERVICE- HOW HARD ARE YOU CLAPPING NOW ?

  WHO IS THE MORE PRIVILEGED TODAY  THE CONSULTANT OR THE MORTUARY ATTENDANT ?   WHICH CAME FIRST ? THE CHICKEN OR THE BANQUET FOR THE HOSPITAL EXECUTIVES LUNCH  

” IF ITS SCIENCE IT MUST BE CORRECT” “YOU DON’T NEED TO WEAR A MASK” MEANS WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH  “YOU SHOULD WEAR A MASK” AS CORONAVIRUS PASSES 5 MILLION

TODAY AT SAW 3 POLICE VEHICLES, 2 CARS AND A VAN AT TESCO EXTRA SHOPPING WHILE ON DUTY  NOT ONE OIF THE  OFFICERS ENTERED THE SUPERMARKET WITH A SHOPPING BAG,

        Queen statement: Her Majesty in heartfelt coronavirus message – ‘Protect the vulnerable’ QUEEN ELIZABETH II has issued a statement on the coronavirus outbreak in the UK

YORKSHIRE TEA DOES NOT COME FROM YORKSHIRE AND NEITHER DID CHANCELLOR SUNAK’S ANCESTORS COME FROM ENGLAND  BUT A CHANCELLOR GETTING A CHEAP PHOTO SHOT IS WHAT IT IS NO DOUBT

What is Good to Cook Her Goose is good for us to have a Gander The Radical- 27th Jan 19

I DON’T FLY EMIRATES The Radical26th Nov.2018   OR ETIHAD EITHER FOR THAT MATTER…. I DON’T SUPPORT ARSENAL ANYMORE….. OR MAN CITY FOR THAT MATTER … I AM NOT GOING

On his way home from work a young man sees an old lady sitting on a park bench,crying her eyes out.   Stopping in concern he asks her what is

    Harrassed Woman to very deaf husband:-   “Oh I do wish you would wear your hearing aid”   “But I do las, ” he replied    “I wear

  A middle aged batchelor, living on his own in a Yorkshire village, was a shrewd character with a keen sense of humour but naturally very set in his ways.

  Hearing that a Man in a Yorkshire village had reached the age of a hundred,   the reporter interviewed his wife on the subject.   “You must be very

  Sunday 1st July was a record for rightsandwrongs.co.uk   The Radical  3rd July 2018   414 hits for a Sunday devoted to one place in 5 articles   Somewhere

It has no power – it’s just for decoration The Queen certainly does have power, including the power to sign international treaties and deploy British troops abroad.   It’s true

Theresa May sent home the Russian Diplomat….    The Radical 4th April 2018   ….who was also a  spy……    …..and who had poisoned the Russian spy living here   

POSH ENGLISH PEOPLE   https://youtu.be/v5gl9ep1zP8

  The Ballad of Donald Trump   https://youtu.be/ALGkQq3RJ7k   Big Big Mouth – Big Don – Big Bad Don

  https://youtu.be/v5gl9ep1zP8   https://youtu.be/3ZAyYBDUNug