Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Jokes- Who needs Parents anyway ?


1.      My Parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside…I just  finished cleaning.”  

2.  My Parents taught me RELIGION.  
“You better pray that comes out of the carpet.”  

3.   My Parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL
“If you don’t cut it out, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next  week!”  

4.  My Parents taught me LOGIC
” Because I said so, that’s why.”  

5.  My Parents taught me MORE LOGIC .  
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the shops with  me.”  

6.  My Parents taught me FORESIGHT
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re hit by a bus.”  

7.  My Parents taught me IRONY.  
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”  

8.   My Parents taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
“Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.”  

9.  My Parents taught me about CONTORTIONISM
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”  

10.  My Parents taught me about STAMINA
“You’ll sit there until all those peas are gone.” 

11.   My Parents taught me about WEATHER
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.” 

12.  My Parents  taught me about HYPOCRISY
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!” 

13.  My Parents taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it.”  

14.  My Parents taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION
“Stop acting like a goose!” 

15.  My Parents taught me about ENVY
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.” 

16.  My Parents taught me about ANTICIPATION
“Just wait until we get home.” 

17.  My Parents taught me about RECEIVING
“You are going to get it when you get home!”  

18.  My Parents taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.” 

19.  My Parents taught me ESP
“Put your jumper on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”  

20.   My Parents taught me HUMOUR. 
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”  

21. My Parents taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.  
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”  

22.  My Parents taught me GENETICS.  
“You’re just like your father.”  

23.  My Parents taught me about my ROOTS
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”  

24.  My Parents taught me WISDOM.  
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.” 

25.  My Parents taught me about JUSTICE. 
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

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