On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around .
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, ‘Did you call for me?’
The man replies, ‘No, what do you mean?’
She says, ‘You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel,
The man continues to explore the colony’s facilities. He enters the sauna and,
Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him,
‘No, what do you mean?’ says the newcomer.
‘You must be new,’ says the hairy man, ‘it’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the
The man yells, ‘Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you
‘But, Sir,’ she replies, ‘you’ve only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had
The man replies, ‘Listen lady, I’m 68 years old. I only get an erection