PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Jokes – Talking Dog

*** Talking Dog
 
A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout.
  
“This dog can speak English,” he claims to the unimpressed agent.
 
“Okay, Sport,” the guys says to the dog, “what’s on the top of a house?”
 
“Roof!” the dog replies.
 
“Oh, come on…” the talent agent responds. “All dogs go ‘roof’.”
 
“No, wait,” the guy says. He asks the dog “what does sandpaper feel like?”
 
“Rough!” the dog answers.
 
The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience.
 
“No, hang on,” the guy says. “This one will amaze you.”
 
He turns and asks the dog: “Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?”
 
“Ruth!” goes the dog.
 
And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street.
 
And the dog turns to the guy and says “Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?”

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