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Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
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Jokes-Sod’s Law

  
I DIDN’T BELIEVE THESE LAWS AT FIRST, BUT HAVE FOUND THEM TO BE TRUE FROM ACTUAL EXPERIENCE.

 

1.Law of Mechanical Repair –After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch, you’ll have to pee and your cell phone will ring.

 

2.Law of GravityAny tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

 

3. Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

 

4.Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.


5.
Supermarket Law – As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.


6.
Variation LawIf you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

 

7.Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

 

8. Law of Close EncountersThe probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

 

9. Law of the ResultWhen you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

 

10. Law of Biomechanics –The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

 

11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

 

12. The Coffee Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

 

13.Murphy’s Law of Lockers– If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

 

14. Law of Physical SurfacesThe chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

 

15.Law of Logical ArgumentAnything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

 

16.Brown’s Law of Physical AppearanceIf the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

 

17.Oliver’s Law of Public SpeakingA closed mouth gathers no feet.

 

18.Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing StrategyAs soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

 

19. Doctors’ LawIf you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better… But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

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