A man, getting along in
years, finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to
his doctor who tries a few things, but
nothing seems to work Finally,
as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an African medicine man….
The medicine man says, ‘I can cure this.’
With that said, he throws a
white powder into a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue
smoke. Then he says, ‘This is powerful healing
But you can only use it
once a year. All you have to do is say ‘123,’ and it shall rise for as
long as you wish!’
The man then asks, ‘What happens when it’s over,
and I don’t want to continue?’
The medicine man replies, ‘When your
partner can take no more sex all She has to say is ‘1234’, and it will
then go down.
But be warned, the pork sword will not rise again for
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new
powers. That night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in
He slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says ‘123’
and suddenly he has the most gigantic stiffie ever, just as the
medicine man promised.
His wife turns over and asks, ‘What did you say