Norman, an old retired sailor,
And heads for the docks once more,
For old times sake and some hot sex.
He engages a lovely prostitute
And takes her up to a room.
He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
But needing some reassurance, he asks, ‘How am I doing?’
‘Well Norman, ya old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.’
‘Three knots?’ he asks. ‘ What’s that supposed to mean?’
‘You’re knot hard, you’re knot in,
And you’re knot getting your money back.