PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Jokes- Doggie Bag

*** Doggie Bag
 
Rhonda made a trip to the butcher shop every Friday in preparation for having the family to dinner Sunday.  One
Friday

 she saw something most peculiar – a dog walked right into the butcher shop.

 
“What’ll it be today?” the butcher asked the dog. “T-bone?”
 
The dog shook his head.
 
“Roast?” suggested the butcher.
 
The dog shook his head.
 
“Lamb?” tried the butcher.
 
The dog wagged his tail excitedly.
 
The butcher wrapped up two pieces of lamb, gave them to the dog and the dog trotted out. The same thing happened the following Friday and Rhonda was so intrigued that she decided to follow the dog out of the shop. She saw the dog walk up the steps to a house, stand on his hind legs and ring the doorbell with his nose. A man answered the door and immediately started shouting angrily at the dog.
 
Rhonda was incensed. “You should be ashamed of yourself,” she told the man. “That is the cleverest dog I’ve ever seen. He goes to the butcher’s, fetches your food, brings it home and rings the doorbell. And you treat him like that!”
 
“That may be,” said the man, “but it’s the fourth time this month that he’s forgotten his key.”

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