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Jokes- A Fairy Tale

Subject:  Who can resist a fairy tale. . .

                                                             
–   Little Afternoon History –

 
 
Once  upon a time there lived a  King.
The King had a   beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..  

But there was a  problem.  Everything the princess touched would   melt.
  
No matter what;  
Metal,  
Wood,  
Stone,   
Anything she touched  would  melt.   

Because  of this,  men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The King despaired.  What  could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his  wizards  and magicians. One wizard told the King, ‘If your daughter  touches one thing  that does not melt in her  hands, she will be cured.’  

The King was overjoyed  and  came up with a plan.   

The  next day, he  held  a competition. Any man  that  could bring his  daughter an object  that would not melt  would marry her and  inherit the King’s wealth…   

THREE  YOUNG   PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.  

The  first brought  a  sword of the finest steel.   

But  alas, when  the  Princess touched it, it melted.  
The prince went away sadly  .   

The second  prince  brought diamonds.

He   thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would  not  melt.  But alas, once the Princess touched them, they  melted.    

He too was sent  away  disappointed.   

The   third  prince approached. He told the Princess,  
‘Put your hand in my pocket  and  feel what is in there.’

The Princess did as she  was  told, though she turned red .   

She felt something  hard.  She held it in her hand.  
And it did not    melt!!!

The    King was overjoyed.  Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third  Prince  married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.   

Question:   What  was in the Prince’s pants?  


       

    M&M’s  of  course.   

They melt in your mouth,  not  in your hand.
 

What were you   thinking??       

      
  I   WORRY ABOUT  YOU SOMETIMES.

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