I once knew a dental nurse who loved giving blow jobs and smoking weed.
She was known as oral high Jean.
Just had a parcel from Holland, when I opened it, it was a rubber fanny.
That’s nice I thought, ‘two lips from Amsterdam ‘!
My dad worked on the roadwork’s for twenty years before he got fired for
At first I didn’t believe it…. but when I got home all the signs were
A recent survey reported that three quarters of men don’t know how to turn
on the dish washer.
I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does
My girlfriend says that a small penis won’t affect our relationship..
Whether she’s right or not, I’d prefer it if she didn’t have one at all!
A woman is walking down the street and see’s a sign in the pet shop window
reading, “FANNY LICKING FROG £25” curious the woman proceeds inside and says
to the shop keeper, “I’d like to see the fanny licking frog please.” To
which the shop keeper replies, “Bonjour!”
I was on a train this morning, in the loo, when a voice called out “Can I
see your ticket please?”
“Not right now.” I replied, “I’m having a shit.”
“I don’t believe you.” Said the voice. “Slide it under the door.”
“No probs,” I said. “The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!”
My son asked me today “What’s the difference between a crow and a
blackbird?” I told him, “Crows have somewhat heavier beaks, fan shaped tails
and live on insects. A blackbird has big rubbery lips, a fat arse and lives
Everyone’s a comedian nowadays.
Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn’t avoid a
When he radioed dispatch and said “It’s Houston , we have a problem!”