PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Jokers

I once knew a dental nurse who loved giving blow jobs and smoking weed.

She was known as oral high Jean.

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Just had a parcel from Holland, when I opened it, it was a rubber fanny.
That’s nice I thought, ‘two lips from Amsterdam ‘!

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My dad worked on the roadwork’s for twenty years before he got fired for
stealing!

At first I didn’t believe it…. but when I got home all the signs were
there.

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A recent survey reported that three quarters of men don’t know how to turn
on the dish washer.

I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does
the trick.

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My girlfriend says that a small penis won’t affect our relationship..
Whether she’s right or not, I’d prefer it if she didn’t have one at all!

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A woman is walking down the street and see’s a sign in the pet shop window
reading, “FANNY LICKING FROG £25” curious the woman proceeds inside and says
to the shop keeper, “I’d like to see the fanny licking frog please.” To
which the shop keeper replies, “Bonjour!”

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I was on a train this morning, in the loo, when a voice called out “Can I
see your ticket please?”

“Not right now.” I replied, “I’m having a shit.”

“I don’t believe you.” Said the voice. “Slide it under the door.”

“No probs,” I said. “The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!”

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My son asked me today “What’s the difference between a crow and a
blackbird?” I told him, “Crows have somewhat heavier beaks, fan shaped tails
and live on insects. A blackbird has big rubbery lips, a fat arse and lives
on benefits.”

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Everyone’s a comedian nowadays.

Even the paramedic who was unable to resuscitate Whitney couldn’t avoid a
gag!

When he radioed dispatch and said “It’s Houston , we have a problem!”

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