PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

Eight Three Shades of Grey

 
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY – (a  husband’s point of view)………………By Pam Ayres
 
 
The missus bought a Paperback, Down  Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag; …
T’was “Fifty Shades  of Grey”.
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour  later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…
In her left she held  a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the  floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago; I might  have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next  week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much  grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her  Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She  put her teeth back in and said I am a dominator  !!

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