David Cameron walks into a Bailed Out Bank to cash a cheque.
As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?”
Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir.
Could you please show me some ID?”
Cameron: “Truthfully, I did not bring any ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to.
I am David Cameron, Prime Minister !!!!”
Cashier: “Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of your Government, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.”
Cameron : “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you.
Everybody knows who I am.”
Cashier: “I am sorry, Mr. Cameron, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”
Cameron . I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque.”
Cashier: “Look Mr. Cameron , here is an example of what we can do.
“One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque.
“Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque.
“So, Mr. Cameron, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?”
Cameron stands there quite perturbed, and finally says, “Honestly, my mind is a total blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don’t have a clue.”
Cashier: “Will that be large or small notes, Mr. Cameron?”