Special Package for Businessmen
An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.
Buy your ticket, get your wife’s ticket free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply…”What trip?”
Cool Message by a Wife
“Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement.”
Throwing Knives at Wife’s Picture
Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture. All the knives were missing the target! Suddenly he received a call from her “Hi, what are you
His honest reply, “MISSING YOU.”
Habit of Talking in Sleep
A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in
his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?
Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.
Natural Disasters Just Happen
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate,
hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how
to choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen.
Your Husband Needs Rest
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace,
so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you !
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.