PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

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Special Package for Businessmen

 

An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.

Buy your ticket, get your wife’s ticket free.

After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.

All of them gave the same reply…”What trip?”

 

Cool Message by a Wife

Dear Mother-in-law,

“Don’t teach me how to handle my children, I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement.”

 

Throwing Knives at Wife’s Picture

Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture. All the knives were missing the target! Suddenly he received a call from her “Hi, what are you

doing?”

His honest reply, “MISSING YOU.”

 

Habit of Talking in Sleep

A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in

his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?

Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.

 

Natural Disasters Just Happen

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate,

hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how

to choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen.

Your Husband Needs Rest

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace,

so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you !

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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