PUT THE POLITICIANS ON THE MINIMUM WAGE AND WATCH HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
Civilisation has operated in two ways - To make one part of society more affluent and the other more wretched than would have been the lot of either in a natural state
There are Natural Rights and Civil Rights. Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness
Where Our Power to Execute Our Natural Rights is Perfect, Government has No Legitimate Jurisdiction
When the Forces for War are Greater than the Forces for Peace   Then the World is in Danger
Politics is not a Dirty Word. It is a Way of Life. How is Your Way of Life Today ?

SMILE ?

*** Zen  Thoughts
 
 
 
Zen thoughts for  people who take life too seriously.
 
1. Light travels  faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them  speak.
 
2. A day without  sunshine is like, night.
 
3. On the other  hand, you have different fingers.
 
4. I just got  lost in thought. It wasn’t familiar  territory.
 
5. 42.7% of all  statistics are made up on the spot.
 
6. 99% of lawyers  give the rest a bad name.
 
7. I feel like  I’m diagonally parked in a parallel  universe.
 
8. Honk if you  love peace and quiet.
 
9. Remember, half  the people you know are below average.
 
10. He who laughs  last, thinks slowest.
 
11. Depression is  merely anger without enthusiasm.
 
12. The early  bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the  cheese.
 
13. I drive way  too fast to worry about cholesterol.
 
14. Support  bacteria They’re the only culture some people  have.
 
15. Monday is an  awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
 
16. A clear  conscience is usually the sign of a bad  memory.
 
17. Change is  inevitable, except from vending machines.
 
18. Get a new car  for your spouse. It’ll be a great trade!
 
19. Plan to be  spontaneous tomorrow.
 
20. Always try to  be modest, and be proud of it!
 
21. If you think  nobody cares, try missing a couple of  payments.
 
22. How many of  you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my  hand…
 
23. We know the  speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?
 
24. How do you  tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
 
25. If everything  seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked  something.
 
26. When  everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong  lane.
 
27. Hard work  pays off in the future. Laziness pays off  now.
 
28. Everyone has  a photographic memory. Some just don’t have  film.
 
29. How much  deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
 
30. Eagles may  soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet  engines.
 
31. What happens  if you get scared half to death twice?
 
32. I used to  have an open mind but my brains kept falling  out.
 
33. I couldn’t  repair your brakes, so I made your horn  louder.
 
34. Why do  psychics have to ask you for your name?
 
35. Inside every  older person is a younger person wondering what  happened.

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